whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

gumiappendsweet:

my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife

ask-monsieur-marius:

teruteruhanamura:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

lvysaur:

sluttyoliveoil:

lvysaur:

lvysaur:

when i say peeka you say boo

peeka

chu

shut the fuck up

ask-monsieur-marius:

teruteruhanamura:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

narfnin:

awesomephilia:

Whiteboards are remarkable.

I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID

(Source: thesickestjokes)

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

mmspectreon:

im-being-sarcastic-of-course:

I am just so dreadfully sorry if you do not watch eurovision

because you don’t understand

on Saturday

Europe goes to war

(Source: silversarcasm)

divergents-uk: